Saturday Again
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barfwinkle
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bottomscraper
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Rich Abato
Nordic Tug 34 Tanuki
Previous Owner Of CD36 Mahalo #163
Southern Maine
http://www.sailmahalo.com
Nordic Tug 34 Tanuki
Previous Owner Of CD36 Mahalo #163
Southern Maine
http://www.sailmahalo.com
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Cathy Monaghan
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barfwinkle
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Oswego John
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Lethargic Saturday.
Wow, it seems like only a week ago we were in Harve de Grace. Well, anyhoo:
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Doc, I can't stop singing "The Green, Green Grass Of Home."
Hmmm, that sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.
Is it common?
Well, "IT'S NOT UNUSUAL" (Hee, hee)
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh. (Hardy har har)
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The other day I went to the army/navy store to buy some camoflage troussers but I couldn't find any. (Yuk, yuk)
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Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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There, now doesn't a smile or two make you feel better?
O J
Wow, it seems like only a week ago we were in Harve de Grace. Well, anyhoo:
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Doc, I can't stop singing "The Green, Green Grass Of Home."
Hmmm, that sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.
Is it common?
Well, "IT'S NOT UNUSUAL" (Hee, hee)
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh. (Hardy har har)
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The other day I went to the army/navy store to buy some camoflage troussers but I couldn't find any. (Yuk, yuk)
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Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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There, now doesn't a smile or two make you feel better?
O J
"If I rest, I rust"
Voting Member #490
Voting Member #490
Saturday.
Bear with me.
A geneticist was raising porpoises that were long-lived- indeed after investigating, he found that they were immortal.
He fed them seagulls. One day an old, very conservative , lion escaped from the nearby zoo. The lion found his way to the marina where the seaguls were penned, at the entrance to the dock where the porpoises were fed.
The lion had a few seagulls and fell asleep. While the very conservative, lion was sleeping, the geneticist came by to feed the porpoises. In doing so, he had to step over the lion.
Was he eaten? NO. He was arrested, however for transporting gulls over a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
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Homemade vaporizers
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BMW M5 (E34) HISTORY
A geneticist was raising porpoises that were long-lived- indeed after investigating, he found that they were immortal.
He fed them seagulls. One day an old, very conservative , lion escaped from the nearby zoo. The lion found his way to the marina where the seaguls were penned, at the entrance to the dock where the porpoises were fed.
The lion had a few seagulls and fell asleep. While the very conservative, lion was sleeping, the geneticist came by to feed the porpoises. In doing so, he had to step over the lion.
Was he eaten? NO. He was arrested, however for transporting gulls over a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
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Homemade vaporizers
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BMW M5 (E34) HISTORY
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Troy Scott
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transporting gulls
That's almost as bad a "Pardon me Roy, Is that the cat that chewed your new shoe?"
Regards,
Troy Scott
Troy Scott
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M. R. Bober
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Amateurs
Your efforts are cute. However, I can create a pun on any subject, except Her Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Because the Queen is NOT a subject.
Mitchell Bober
Sunny Lancaster (where humor is tax free.) VA
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Because the Queen is NOT a subject.
Mitchell Bober
Sunny Lancaster (where humor is tax free.) VA
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