I realize that many of us are frustrated because we can't varnish the brightwork today. Anyhoo, here's something to help pass time away.
A man and his wife, on vacation on an isle in the tropics, spent most of their time relaxing on a sandy beach. Every day they noticed a certain woman walking back and forth along the waterline. People would walk over to her and give her money. In turn, she would reach into a bag she carried and hand a small package to these people.
The wife's curiosity knew no bounds. She simply had to know what the beach
walker had in her bag, what she was selling to others. She asked her husband to walk down where the beach walker was and find out exactly what was going on. He agreed and strolled across the beach to where the bag lady was. A short time later the husband returned and his wife asked him what the lady was selling. He replied:
"She sells C cells by the sea shore. And the C cells she sells by the sea shore are C cells I'm sure.
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Okay, now that you are patting yourselves on the back for your linguistic excellence, here's another one to chew on. It's easy. There are only three words involved that you already know how to say. Anyone can say this easily, even young children. Surely, you shouldn't have any problem with this. I might add that you should say these words rapidly and say them three times. I repeat, say them as rapidly as you can.
Word #1 is "black"
Word #2 is "bugs"
Word #3 is blood"
Okay, say these words three times and say them fast.
Rotsa ruck,

O J