One Liners

Oswego John · Post by **Oswego John** » Nov 27th, '13, 19:54

Words to live by.

Don't engage in a game of leapfrog with a unicorn.

O J

Dick Kobayashi · Post by **Dick Kobayashi** » Nov 27th, '13, 21:43

The right location for Susan B (insert your boat name): "on top of the water"

Desired answer when calling the yard or sending a child or crew to ck the location

Bob Ohler · Post by **Bob Ohler** » Nov 28th, '13, 07:41

"Cruising sailors make lists like stale water makes mosquitos."

Neil Gordon · Post by **Neil Gordon** » Nov 28th, '13, 08:04

Bob Ohler wrote:"Cruising sailors make lists like stale water makes mosquitos."

Thanks, Bob. I'll be adding that to my list of cruising one-liners.

drysuit2 · Post by **drysuit2** » Nov 28th, '13, 17:44

The Red Boat Left the Port.

Never trust that the other guy understands who has the right of way.

Something always breaks.

Nothing ever goes as planned.

Your boat and your crew are only has good as your weakest link.

Remember to laugh at your self.

Sandy D. · Post by **Sandy D.** » Dec 1st, '13, 17:10

Proper Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance

NevisTyphoon · Post by **NevisTyphoon** » Dec 14th, '13, 19:05

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not...

Paul D. · Post by **Paul D.** » Dec 14th, '13, 21:58

Good judgement is the result of experience, usually the experience of using bad judgement.

NevisTyphoon · Post by **NevisTyphoon** » Dec 14th, '13, 22:02

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want....

pjust · Post by **pjust** » Dec 15th, '13, 00:52

Steve Laume wrote:If you are drinking IPA from a can without any pants on you are a sailor.

Who puts pants on their beer cans?

Oswego John · Post by **Oswego John** » Dec 15th, '13, 02:09

When you talk about putting pants on a beer can, could you be slightly prejudiced? Maybe you are trying to SKIRT the issue?

(Oy veh. Groan)

O J

Neil Gordon · Post by **Neil Gordon** » Dec 15th, '13, 08:29

pjust wrote:
Steve Laume wrote:If you are drinking IPA from a can without any pants on you are a sailor.
Who puts pants on their beer cans?

Those insulated koozie thingies only hold one beverage at a time... but a "pair of pants" insulated thingie would hold TWO beverages at a time.

(I'll be back to the board as soon as I return from the patent office.)

MFC · Post by **MFC** » Dec 15th, '13, 08:42

Always carry a jiggle siphon: http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/231114023729?lpid=82

Neil Gordon · Post by **Neil Gordon** » Dec 15th, '13, 09:49

MFC wrote:Always carry a jiggle siphon: http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/231114023729?lpid=82

There's two for the price of one, listed on Amazon... http://www.amazon.com/Piece-3-5GPM-Shak ... phon+hoses

JimMc · Post by **JimMc** » Dec 17th, '13, 00:46

My two favorites...

"Don't sail where the birds are walking."

"Always hit the softest, least expensive thing you can find."

Jim.
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s/v Momentum
Sarasota, FL

The Cape Dory Board

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