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Oswego John
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Saturday Again

Post by Oswego John »

A few smiles for another typically slow Saturday.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you this time, but don't start anything."

An invisable man marries an invisable woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

O J :D
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Ooops.....

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Jim Buck
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Good 'ol Saturday

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A man wanted to buy a bakery and become a baker but just couldn't raise the dough.

Then he decided to become a doctor but realized he didn' t have the patience.

har-har.
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Re: Saturday Again

Post by Neil Gordon »

Oswego John wrote:... A jumper cable walks into a bar...
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The priest says to the Rabbi, "Is this some sort of joke?"
Fair winds, Neil

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck!
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Post by Steve Kuhar »

And then there was the guy with two belly buttons....

One of them was the Navel Reserve.

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Duncan
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We are sinking!

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Michael Heintz
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and more....... ho hum...Sat night

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My wife and I were eating in a restaurant the other day, when A fella walked up to me and through a shrimp cocktail over me, I said what was that for, he replied, "thats just for starters"
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And yet another...OJ I hope your enjoying this .......

Post by Michael Heintz »

And yet another...OJ I hope your enjoying this ...you started it :-)


A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You shouldn't take that. You tell him off “ go ahead,

I'll hold your monkey".
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The Artist is not born to a life of pleasure.
He must not live idle;
he has hard work to perform,
and one which often proves a cross to be borne.
He must realize that his every deed, feeling, and thought
are raw but sure material from which his work is to arise,
That he is free in Art but not in life.
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If your attorney never stops filing briefs, has he become a perpetuaL motion machine?
I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no.
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Christening of the Flying Wasp...

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....and "you scratched my anchor".....

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Michael Heintz
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Post by Michael Heintz »

Fantastic!!!!!!
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The Artist is not born to a life of pleasure.
He must not live idle;
he has hard work to perform,
and one which often proves a cross to be borne.
He must realize that his every deed, feeling, and thought
are raw but sure material from which his work is to arise,
That he is free in Art but not in life.
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Two guys

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Two guys walked into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have ducked.
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Post by Sea Hunt »

I resisted joining this thread for as long as I could. I blame my friend OJ for my degenerate ways. :D

A Navy Admiral retired and hired his orderly of 25 years to work for him. The Admiral told the orderly that even though he would now work for him personally, his duties would be exactly the same as they were in the Navy. On the first morning of the Admiral's retirement the orderly came into the Admiral's room and woke him up. The orderly then slapped the Admiral's sleeping wife on the behind and said, "Okay, honey, it's back onshore for you!!!"
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Only because it's Thanksgiving

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I offer the following without comment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0
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