Another Slow Saturday

[Oswego John]

Well, up until now, only three posts have been made. Here's #4.

I sent this in once before. It is one of my old time favorites. I first heard it long before Hector was a puppy. So brace yourselves, here it comes again.

Three old geezers would meet daily down at the waterfront.

The first old coot said "It's windy today".

The second old goat answered "No, it's Thursday".

Geezer #3 pipes up "Me too. Lets go get a beer"

Have a great weekend,
O J

[hughesw]

The past, present and future walk into a bar.

It was tense.

[Jim Walsh]

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny

[Neil Gordon]

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, and the Priest says to the Rabbi, "Is this a joke?"

[pete faga]

Neil
???

[M. R. Bober]

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, and the Priest says to the Rabbi, "Is this a joke?"

Neil,
The original version of that joke as deciphered from the petroglyphs was: A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar and the BARTENDER asks "Is this a joke?"

Mitchell Bober
Sunny Lancaster, (Where we know funny.) VA

[David Morton]

As long as we are sharing bad jokes, here's my offering:

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe thru that thing?"

or

"Yeah, but can you pick up peanuts?"

any others?

[Astronomertoo]

Ha! You guys are killing me.
But that is ok, as on another topic elsewhere, there are a bunch of guys comparing their hoses!
(heh heh)
BobC
Moon Shine

[rjnale]

My favorite Irish joke.

2 Irishmen walk out of a pub at 10pm.....





Well it could happen!

[Jim Walsh]

I jumped off a bridge in Paris. Turned out I was in Seine

[Ed Haley]

How come you're all cracking jokes instead of being out sailing?

[Neil Gordon]

How come you're all cracking jokes instead of being out sailing?

Multitasking!

You know what they call a cow with no legs?



Ground beef.

[Oswego John]

My grandchild made me smart last Thursday. He gave me a ejerkashun.


Grandson, "Why are cow barns so noisy?"

Grandpa, "Doh"

Grandson, "Because cows have horns".


Hee hee, that's a knee slapper. (Now go sailing)

O J